"Perhaps the best proof that there is Intelligent Life in Outer Space is the fact it hasn't come here. Well, it can't hide forever - one day we will overhear it".
Florida State University senior. 20 years old. Just trying to figure it out.

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Shower sex with the ex…

I regret nothing

Don’t expect me…

to get emotionally attached to you within a few months.

Text you all the time.

Rant to you about my problems—mentally and otherwise.

Ask you questions like “What did you think of me the first time we met?” or “What do you like most about me?” and expect a cute answer.

Because I don’t like being clingy and I’m a workaholic.

So really, being with me is kind of like being with a stable hookup.

Girls, I think there are times…

when you can actually hear yourself sounding crazy, or can at least recognize what you’re about to say sounds crazy. (I know I do.)

Life would be a hell of a lot easier for yourself and those around you if you just took a moment to think about if things are worth saying.

Also, don’t use your period as an excuse to act like a bitch. 

There’s something truly satisfying about…

buying new underwear.

It’s a combo of that sexy confidence boost that no one else knows about and knowing none of your ex boyfriends have seen or touched them. 

I keep trophies…

all of my one night stands have had over wristbands. I insist they take it off before we fool around and then pin their band to my bulletin board when they leave.

It’s a little fucked up. I know.

My pattern is…

I date someone I really like for a few months, we break up, I have a one night stand with a random, and the cycle repeats.

It’s that time of year again…

If you’re going to FSU and you have any questions, fell free to ask me!

I answered questions a few months ago and people seemed to like it so…yeah. Ask away.

I’ve got a virtual interview with Zappos.com…

If they still like me in a month, they’re going to fly me to HQ to see if I’m a “culture fit”, so fingers crossed

Graduation in 13 weeks…

Scared? Me?


Girl Code

Purses allow us to be portable hoarders
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